The Why of netsicles

When I saw Google unveiling Google Apps Premium, I felt the need to express myself on the Internet. The only proper way to do so is via Blogger. I came up with this name when I was in the shower 15 minutes ago trying to think of a name of my blog. I tried to make new word with "net" in it and making it sound like testicles(the part of my body I was cleaning). I came up with "neticles" and then somehow ended up with "netsicles" which is... less obscene.